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Bigfoot Reviews Everything

AI-Powered, Character-Driven Product Review Generator

Pump out hilarious, viral, or compelling product reviews automatically. Perfect for TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and CapCut.

Why This Will Go Viral

"Bigfoot Reviews Amazon Finds You Didn't Know You Needed"

Instant hook for discovery content

"Bigfoot Says This Is the Only Air Fryer That Don't Lie"

Character-driven authenticity

"AI + Bigfoot = The Funniest Product Reviews on the Internet"

Tech meets comedy gold

How It Works

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1. Paste Product Link

Drop any Amazon or Etsy URL. Auto-scrape title, image, price, reviews, description.

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2. Pick Character & Style

Choose Bigfoot's vibe: Urban, Country, Hype, Sarcastic. More mascots coming!

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3. Select Review Angle

Funny Roast, Hype Man, Real Talk, Side Hustle, "Wife Will Love This"

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4. Generate & Export

Get Veo3 JSON, script, voiceover. Copy, download, or send direct to Veo3.

Powerful Features

Auto-Scrape Product Data

Instantly grab product info from Amazon/Etsy links. Manual override available.

Character Picker

Start with Bigfoot, expand to Yeti, Grandma, Alien Cat, and more mascots.

AI Script Generator

OpenAI writes 30-60 sec viral scripts tailored to your chosen style and angle.

Veo3 Prompt Output

Perfect JSON prompts with dialog, scenes, actions, camera directions.

Voiceover Ready

ElevenLabs integration for instant, character-matched audio generation.

Export Options

JSON download, copy/paste, one-click Veo3 send, CapCut templates.

Review Angles That Convert

Funny Roast

"This mug keeps coffee hot like Bigfoot's armpit in July. 10/10."

Hype Man

"Y'all sleeping on this air fryer! Bigfoot approved, forest tested!"

Real Talk

"Been hiding in woods 50 years. This flashlight actually works."

Side Hustle

"Flip these on eBay. Trust me, I know hidden gems."

Wife Will Love This

"Got this for the missus. Now she stops yelling about dishes."

Elegant/Sophisticated

"A refined choice for the discerning forest dweller."

Development Roadmap

1

MVP Phase

  • • Product URL input
  • • Script + Veo3 prompt generator
  • • Bigfoot character (hardcoded)
  • • Basic styles: Funny, Hype
  • • JSON prompt preview
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API Integration

  • • Amazon Product API
  • • ElevenLabs voice preview
  • • Direct Veo3 API support
  • • Save/load prompt history
  • • User login system
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Power Features

  • • Trending product feed
  • • Auto-post to TikTok/YouTube
  • • Background music & SFX
  • • Affiliate integration
  • • Analytics dashboard

Powered By

Frontend

React + Tailwind

Backend

Flask / Node.js

AI

OpenAI + ElevenLabs

Video

Veo3 Integration

See It In Action

Example Output:

INPUT:

Amazon URL: Stanley Tumbler

Character: Bigfoot (Country)

Angle: Real Talk

SCRIPT OUTPUT:

"Listen up, forest friends. Been testing this Stanley cup for 6 months straight. Keeps my morning coffee hot through a 12-hour Bigfoot patrol. Dropped it off a cliff twice - still perfect. Your Starbucks cup could never. This is the real deal, no cap."

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